Trouble is: even if you think Gordon is going to attempt it, you just know it feels like he's going to fall short of both.
And in the news next week:
- Jacqui Smith will be standing and sitting
- Jack Straw will be talking and spitting
- Alastair Darling will be taking money off the poor and giving it back again
- John Prescott is eating and vomiting (so no change there)