tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30517251697726665102023-10-01T13:19:17.060+01:00reciprocitySuch a simple concept. Such a difficult idea to put into practice. The "Social Contract" - of Hobbes and Locke - is as good a place to start as any other. Every jot, each iota of power that the state and business has over individuals is power traded voluntarily. They may always seek to impose their will by force majeure. But the moment they do so is the moment all moral authority ends. Along with obligation.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-9989090102038563982009-11-21T11:20:00.002+00:002009-11-21T11:25:12.768+00:00The most depressing thing ... (part II)The other thing that councils really don't like to do is acknowledge the depth of experience and expertise that might exist within their own communites.<br /><br />Some of that expertise is very expensive stuff - when charged - and that makes their unwillingness to make use of it even more bizarre.<br /><br />When I am employed as a consultant (as opposed to eking my way as jobbing journalist) I am paid at rates not dissimilar to those that the Council no doubt shell out on their commercial consultancies.<br /><br />I am recognised as an expert on data law, on statistical research - and a few more areas besides. So, if I stick my hand up and offer to help, it always strikes me as strange when councils say no - and prefer instead to spend their money on external consultants.<br /><br />Oddly, this refusal to capitalise on expertise available is likely to be against the advice that some of the cutting edge consultancies are probably giving them.<br /><br />Sad. Also, at times, something that makes me very cross indeed, since at the end of the day, their refusal to listen means I end up paying more as a ratepayer anyway.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-49124406932926107482009-11-21T11:06:00.003+00:002009-11-21T11:20:47.311+00:00The most depressing thing... (part I)...about local authority bureaucrats is their inability to hear anything that isn't said by "approved people".<br /><br />The list of approved people is, of course, pretty short, and is restricted mainly to other bureaucrats, their political masters in London and County Hall - and any assortment of consultants currently relieving them of large quantities of money at £1,000+ per day.<br /><br />That can be the only explanation for the pretty pisspoor reaction to ANY public criticism. After all, this week <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/17/childrens_data/">I reported</a> on how Lincolnshire Community Health Services were piloting a survey for parents of five-year-olds that appeared to be excessive, intrusive and possibly not even wholly legal.<br /><br />It was duly taken up by <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228716/Big-Brother-quiz-new-school-parents-Officials-launch-83-point-probe-families-lives.html">the Mail</a>. The BBC reported on it. So did the local press. And whilst, in the interests of balance, some supportive voices were published, the general reaction was pretty universally hostile.<br /><br />People <span style="font-weight:bold;">really</span> do object to local authorities asking question about whether their children lie, cheat or steal.<br /><br />So what is the Health authority doing? Is it openly talking about possibly having got things wrong.<br /><br />Nah!<br /><br />They are pressing on as before. They will take into account parents views <span style="font-style:italic;">"as appropriate"</span>: and as for suggestions that the suervey might be flawed, either legally or in pure data-gathering terms - they really aren't interested.<br /><br />Is anyone even remotely surprised. After all, sticking fingers in ears and loudly repeating "not listening" is the culture of government we now have after a decade of nanny state knows best.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-36500954709570928072009-10-22T23:57:00.002+01:002009-10-23T00:04:06.245+01:00Being pragmatic about the BNPSo did it do the BNP any good. Yep.<br /><br />Nick Griffin does not come across as a monster. The panel landed a few blows...but no knock-out..and wtch the comments coming in. How many referred to "Nick". He has arrived in a way he hadn't an hour ago.<br /><br />Otherwise, two basic questions: who won the intellectual argument? and what about the PR tally?<br /><br />No-one much in answer to the first. When individuals poked at the BNP position, it is clear that there are serious inconsistencies and intellectual holes. But look what happened when the audience poked Jack Straw on immigration. Sheer incoherence. No. Mr Griffin hasn't got brilliant answers...but one could spot an emerging brand here.<br /><br />The story is going to be how he is a moderating influence on the BNP. How he took a party that was to the right of Genghis Khan...and brought it back to just slightly to the left of GK.<br /><br />And positioning is important. Surprised to note a friend praising Bonnie Greer. Oh, no. The IMAGE - and image is key here - was that of patrician put-down. Wonderful for those who already agree: but nothing like so good for those who are tempted by the easy answers of the BNP.<br /><br />She embodied everything the BNP claim is wrong with the establishment. Snooty, educated - and not relating to the interests and needs of ordinary people.<br /><br />Not a disaster. Nick Griffin is no Le Pen. Because the problem for French politics for many years was not merely the existence of the Front National...but the extent to which Le Pen was a charismatic operator and went down very well with the media.<br /><br />Conclusion? Nick Griffin is savvy and dangerous - and on the evidence of today, the existing political establishment are going to have to work a lot harder to stop him from making further gains.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-15872271464148356972009-09-28T18:18:00.002+01:002009-09-28T18:39:07.355+01:00Moral Panic will Save our Seats!Yes. Forget the economy. Forget the War on Terror. In fact, forget pretty much everything, as new Labour discover the dangers of "shagbands".<br /><br />These, to the uninitiated - and I have to say I was pretty uninitiated until Wakefield MP Mary Creagh, a whip in the Department of Health, shattered my illusions on the subject - are thin plastic wristbands, available in a range of colours, and worn on the wrist by young persons desperately seeking sex.<br /><br />Each colour represents a particular sexual act and, as the urban myth has it, girls wear these fashion atrocities, and if a boy manages to snap one, then the girl must carry out the sex act that corresponds to the colour snapped.<br /><br />At least, that's the story as far as <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1215712/Thousands-young-children-buying-coloured-wristbands-week-But-parents-idea-true-disturbing-meaning-.html">the Daily Mail</a> is concerned, who also provide a handy guide, revealing that yellow means "hug", purple means "kiss", blue means "oral" and black means "sex".<br /><br />(The full guide, according to <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shag+bands">Urban Dictionary</a>, suggests that young people are not quite so limited in their sexual choices, and that many more colours and activities are available).<br /><br />It is not altogether clear what is more shocking: the fact that our delicate youth are being exposed to such lewd thoughts - or the horrid word. The Mail writes: "it is their name that causes alarm bells to ring: Shag-bands. And they are worn by children far too young to truly understand what that crude term means".<br /><br />Shame therefore on Mary Creagh, for daring to flaunt her lewd title of Government <span style="font-style:italic;">Whip</span> so openly.<br /><br />But seriously...about all that one is able to conclude from this little piece of confected hysteria is that children today, as children of every generation since year dot, play with concepts that mean very little to them. Might as well rail against the playground terrors who point their finger at another child and go "bang: you're dead".<br /><br />Has no government Minister time to pop up and have a go at this senseless invocation of violence? Or is it possible that most sensible adults realise that little Johnny, aged 8, may well talk about "sexing" his companions, and have next to no understanding of what he is talking about: whilst his big sister, aged 15, may use the selfsame phrase, and know exactly what she has in mind?<br /><br />As a local commentator put it (one of the teenage horrors with which I share this household): "Shagbands. Everyone knows what they are - and no-one takes them seriously".<br /><br />Still, if it pleases a Labour Minister to believe that the nation's youth are so depraved that one only has to snap a plastic wristband for them to instantly fall into depravity, then who am I to disagree?<br /><br />The real question is: which is more serious? That an allegedly grown-up Labour Minister believes this sort of tosh? Or that she - presumably - takes her policy pronouncements directly from the Daily Mail?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-70779012247400753752009-05-18T14:09:00.004+01:002009-05-18T14:13:33.981+01:00Am I the only one......to be growing heartily sick of the current guilt fest being inflicted by the general public on our legislators?<br /><br />If there were questions to be raised over expenses claimed in ANY job, what I would expect first and foremost would be an uncomfortable half hour with my boss. I would be required to explain. I might be asked to repay.<br /><br />Only in the most neolithic of companies would I automatically expect to find myself sacked or subject to criminal investigation. People make mistakes.<br /><br />Getting the benefit of the doubt once is a pretty good rule of thumb. Twice is pushing it. Three times feels like too many.<br /><br />Are our companies really so draconian? Would people really like them to be so draconian? One mistake and you're out, no references and a criminal record to boot?<br /><br />I very much doubt it.<br /><br />Maybe it is time the general public thought a bit more before it opened its collective mouth in holier-than-thou criticism.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-29468425032565904222009-03-07T12:02:00.004+00:002009-03-07T12:14:07.564+00:00Equal under the Law?The man cannot be serious. But, unless he has been quoted woefully out of context, he is. Listen up to the words of wisdom of "a spokesman for Waltham Forest Council":<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"As part of the borough’s policy of promoting tolerance in our schools, children are taught that everyone in our society is of equal value.<br /><br />"At George Tomlinson, parents were invited to meet with teachers and governors several weeks ago to discuss what work would be taking place throughout the national LGBT History Month and how this work would be delivered.<br /><br />"Regrettably, some parents chose to remove their children from school.<br /><br />"The council does not condone any unauthorised absence from school and action has been taken." </span><br /><br />The full story can be found <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1160067/Parents-face-court-action-removing-children-gay-history-lessons.html">here</a>. But in a nutshell, a local primary school - George Tomlinson - has decided to run a LGBT awareness week. Some parents don't like the idea: a mixture, I'd guess, of closet homophobia and genuine concerns about stuffing gay sex down the throats of 8-year-olds.<br /><br />So, after having their concerns listened to in the only way that Local Government knows how - which is not at all - they are taking the only action left to them.<br /><br />Which is to withhold their children from school. Whereupon, instead of recognising that these are possibly the sort of parents the school MOST needs on side - because they are interested in the content of their children's education - the Local Authority puffs out its chest and goes all legal on them.<br /><br />My recommendation: well, this blog is called "reciprocity", and its about the small people (us) standing up to the big people (government) by demanding reciprocal treatment.<br /><br />Most schools act unlawfully when it comes to cctv. Most schools break the law a hundred different ways when it comes to health and safety. But...a blind eye is turned.<br /><br />If the Local authority, in its wisdom, turns the full majesty of the law on these parents, they should be in there next week...auditing, checking...and every single legal infraction they find, they should report. And demand action be taken. Now.<br /><br />They might get the school closed by Easter!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Footnote:</span> since so many people choose to muddle ends and means. Personally, I am all for LGBT awareness: I believe in sexual diversity - probably a good deal more so than most local bureaucrats.<br /><br />But there is always a debate to be had about HOW you do these things. Are weeks of awareness really the best way forward? Are they right for 8-year-olds? And most of all, when schools fall out with parents, is threatening to take them to court the only answer?<br /><br />I don't know about the first couple of questions: but I do know my answer to the last. A resounding NO.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-66355859442245666922009-03-07T01:34:00.003+00:002009-03-07T01:42:58.942+00:00Investigations are continuing...The other po-faced bit about the Mandy-takes-a-custard-bath episode...<br /><br />(No, Mandy, no: did no-one explain that red nose day is NEXT week?)<br /><br />...is the way in which the Police have decided to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/4949733/Peter-Mandelson-green-custard-attack-police-launch-inquiry.html">"launch an investigation"</a>. Pardon?<br /><br />An investigation? Do they not watch the news? This bird with dark hair walked up to Peter and tipped green slime over him. Then she was interviewed later explaining why she did it.<br /><br />Various news agencies helpfully captioned her as Miss Deen, of campaign group Plane Stupid. She is 29 and lives in Brighton. Sorted.<br /><br />Yet we need an investigation?<br /><br />I wonder how many hours of police time, how many forms, and ultimately how many thousands of pounds that will cost.<br /><br />Of course we need to investigate things sometimes. When government or social services or anyone screws up, an investigation is useful. But in my own experience of trouble-shooting some very troublesome business issues, it doesn't take a genius or much more than a few hours of knocking heads to get to the bottom of most things.<br /><br />Its called "finding out" what went on. Giving the process a grandiose sort of word like "investigation" guarantees that it will all get a load more complicated and take twice as long.<br /><br />As for an "inquiry": forget it. You just know that particular beast isn't going to deliver any answers. Only more questionsUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-54864172075173907712009-03-07T00:07:00.003+00:002009-03-07T00:41:37.795+00:00Green Custard and BansWhat joy, today, to see the oleaginous one - aka Lord Mandelson of Pride - take a dollop of green slime full in the face.<br /><br />Its been a week for memories: and this was so reminiscent of a long-lost political era in which Young Liberals poured ink over Prime Minister Edward Heath, and eggs were thrown at Michael Hesseltine. The latter was an especially cruel act, given the length of the man's hair: no doubt a lengthy session with the Head n Shoulders in the bath tub, followed.<br /><br />And yes. Oh yes, oh yes. Of course it would have been dreadful if the tub had contained not green custard, but sulphuric acid. Or boiling coffee. Or some equally deadly concoction.<br /><br />But puh-lease can we debate this without the po-faced policeman who turned up on the Beeb's News at One to mutter about 'Elf an Safety.<br /><br />We've heard this one before, sort of, in respect of Fathers for Justice: don't go climbing up the side of Buck Palace, or we might accidentally have to shoot you.<br /><br />Don't go doing direct action because it might look a bit like someone doing something really nasty. And oh dear, what if some of that custard had got into Lord Mandy's eyes? <br /><br />Its another of those very English things. In darkest Africa, the authorities ban politics as blatantly as they wish. Say something we don't like: whump! You're banned.<br /><br />Here, the Council will send you a bill for any leaflets that you handed out that got left as "litter" anywhere. You need to fill out a Risk Assessment in advance of a demo. And now Direct Action needs to take account of safety.<br /><br />Sometimes I just want to tear my hair out.<br /><br />Politics in Britain is being killed not by the heavy fist of oppression, but by the slow carbon monoxide of red tape.<br /><br />Or treacle.<br /><br />Now there's something to chuck over a politician. If they would only stand still long enough....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-72424933897373638842009-03-06T23:43:00.003+00:002009-03-07T00:42:22.794+00:00The Poisonous Root...OK. OK. Just quieten down at the back. Stop sniggering.<br /><br />Yesterday's <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1159309/Couple-simulated-sex-neighbours-CCTV-camera-given-restraining-order.html">Daily Mail</a> reported that:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"A couple caught simulating sex on CCTV to torment their neighbours were handed two-year restraining orders today".</span><br /><br />They don't exactly sound like the sort of neighbours I would like to have. Noisy. Rude. And eventually convicted of causing harassment. Which is where the cctv came in.<br /><br />The story implies that following some initial bad behaviour, the police suggested that the unfortunate neighbours use cctv to obtain evidence of this pair's nasty behaviour. Fair enough, you might say. Except that training the cctv INTO this couple's garden is itself quite possibly unlawful.<br /><br />But no matter. For, as Deputy District Judge Alan Fowler is quoted as saying, the neighbours were entitled to breach this couple's privacy "because they were detecting a crime".<br /><br />Now I am always slightly wary of accepting secondhand reports of what judges are supposed to have said. A comparison between court reports and newspaper versions can on occasion be quite enlightening.<br /><br />But this has the whiff of modern England about it. We have long since ceased to be a nation in which respect for the Law counted for much. Certainly not if our Home Secretary's pic'n'mix attitude to legality is anything to go by.<br /><br />We have instead adopted a flexible, graded system. It is OK to break a given law, provided that the aim of your action is to catch someone breaking a more sensational law. In this context, rights to privacy can go hang.<br /><br />And if, perchance, you are some sort of sex offender, the tariff ratchets swiftly upwards: anyone for a little vigilante violence? Its OK - because the "pervert" deserves it.<br /><br />This is a far cry from the US approach to law-enforcement in which there is still some lingering respect for the doctrine of "fruit of the poison tree". This states, pretty uncompromisingly, that where the source of a particular piece of evidence is tainted (by illegality) ALL subsequent findings resulting from that evidence are to be ignored.<br /><br />Its harsh: it gives rise to accusations that the law favours the criminal. But it is also just: an absolute rein on police fishing expeditions.<br /><br />Not, though, in the UK. The oddest thing about this case is that the pièce de resistance - the couple simulating sex on camera - only became a crime by virtue of the presence of the camera in the first place. They knew they were being filmed. Stupidly, they put on a performance for the lens.<br /><br />Otherwise, it seems highly unlikely that their neighbours would have ever seen or been disturbed by this particular bit of faked rumpy-pumpy.<br /><br />The number of circles in that argument are starting to make my head ache. Entrapment, anyone?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-26484140381170689672009-03-04T16:10:00.002+00:002009-03-04T16:21:36.486+00:00Careless WordsOh dear. Some people in the public eye really should be more careful how they phrase things.<br /><br />First up is MP Julie Kirkbride, expressing her concern - in debate about moves to make secret the addresses of candidates for parliamentary election - about nutty constituents. "You never know", she observes poignantly "if someone is going to explode ...". <br /><br />Clearly a reference to the recent outbreak of suicide bombers in leafy Bromsgrove. Although others arguing in favour of the measure claims it has nothing to do with terrorism.<br /><br />Then there's the English Cricket Umpire just back from being shot at in Pakistan. He appeared on the Beeb's News at One today to complain that he had been promised "Presidential Level" security.<br /><br />So what's his problem? A short grounding in the history of Pakistan over the last fifty years or so suggests that that is exactly what he got. Pakistani Presidents have an unfortunate habit of not dying from old age.<br /><br />I suppose he could have asked for "Prime Ministerial security" - but even that, as Benazir Bhutto found out to her cost, has its drawbacks.<br /><br />OK. Is this crude and bad taste? Perhaps: but so too is being so ignorant of a country and its history that one can presume, as this guy does, that one can insist on everything being "just like home" - and then whinge when it isn't.<br /><br />Perhaps the Pakistanis have more serious problems to worry about right now than the whining of an overseas visitor.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-20714726575309413302009-03-02T23:50:00.003+00:002013-03-03T12:34:29.310+00:00xUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-47765595098774583922009-03-02T23:37:00.003+00:002009-03-02T23:49:50.352+00:00Getting booted upOne immediate spur to action was the weekend's <a href="http://www.modernliberty.net/">Modern Liberty Convention</a>.<br /><br />It wasn't exactly inspiring: but it was good to be out and about, hob-nobbing with the activist classes, and up on my hind legs actually speechifying about something once more.<br /><br />Nice, too, to be recognised (and heckled) by David Howarth, Cambridge's ever-so-cuddly Lib Dem MP. At least that proves that David is a far more visual sort of person than I have ever been. The chances of my recognising even my best friend whilst passing in the street are small to vanishing. My lack of visual acuity is something of a hosuehold joke.<br /><br />So: much as I remember the man, the voice and some of his sentiments, the chances of my recognising someone I last saw as an up and coming member of the West Midlands Liberal Party some twenty years ago are...nil.<br /><br />But back to Cambridge and the CML. I also chaired a session - on regulating the internet. Inevitably, perhaps - given that we had the Internet Watch Foundation on the platform - debate skewed round to matters of sex and porn. A pity, since the debate about internet regulation is about so much more: terror, suicide, hate speech, offense and threat. You name it: someone, somewhere has probably requested that it be banned or blocked.<br /><br />Then, as karma would have it: back home to write up the apparent demise of the Australian attempt at internet regulation. Oh dear! It has hit the buffers, splatttering Comms Supremo, Stephen Conroy, with loads of egg.<br /><br />It couldn't happen to a nicer Minister.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-56983983705464772242009-03-02T23:35:00.002+00:002009-03-02T23:37:31.055+00:00Let's try again...I started, so...maybe I won't ever finish, but my New Year's resolution (or seeing as its now February, my Lenten vow) is to get this blog re-started. Yes: a newer, lighter, more streamlined audela is even now waiting in the wings.<br /><br />If I fall out of the habit again, please poke.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-68256551966962276942008-06-30T19:23:00.001+01:002008-06-30T19:24:53.083+01:00One in the eye for Gordon!<span style="font-style:italic;">Disaster in Henley as just 1066 voters stay Labour<br /></span><br /><br />Serious doubts about Gordon Brown’s leadership must now be beginning to assail the Parliamentary Labour Party.<br /><br />Before the Henley bye-election, there was some speculation that Labour might lose their deposit. Or they might even slip into fourth place. Henley was never going to be an easy ride for them.<br /><br />On the night, the result was worse even than their worst nightmares. Labour came fifth! Behind the Green Party. Behind the BNP.<br /><br />A mere 220 votes saved them from the ultimate ignominy of sixth place, trailing UKIP.<br /><br />The question now must be not whether – but when the first challenge to Gordon Brown’s leadership arrives – and in what form. A stalking horse challenge at the annual conference in September is a distinct possibility. But the scale of defeat, following on from disastrous local government results and the loss of Crewe and Nantwich, make it not impossible that the “men in suits” will be calling even sooner.<br /><br />In fact, insiders suggest, the man most likely to call could be young David Milliband. <a href="http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/politics-and-election/next-party-leaders/next-labour-leader" target="_blank">At odds</a> of 9/4, David Milliband is also reckoned to be the favourite to succeed, just pipping John Denham and Alan Milburn at the post.<br /><br />Is all doom and gloom? A <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/2200400/Gordon-Brown-is-%27electoral-liability%27-says-anniversary-poll.html" target="_blank">YouGov poll</a> in today’s Telegraph provides the tiniest crumb of comfort, as it suggests the Tory lead over Labour may have fallen to a “mere 18%”. However, that, too, must be a measure of the depths to which Labour have sunk: when trailing 18% in the polls can be considered to be an improvement.<br /><br />Sadly, though, YouGov offer no further comfort to Gordon Brown. 61% of those polled now say that he is a liability – and 49% say he is doing a worse job than Tony Blair.<br /><br />The result in full was:<br />• John Howell (Conservative): 19,796 (+3.2%)<br />• Stephen Kearney (Liberal Democrat): 9,680 (+1.7%)<br />• Mark Stevenson (Green Party): 1,321<br />• Timothy Rait (British National Party): 1,243<br />• Richard McKenzie (Labour): 1,066<br />• Chris Adams (UK Independence Party): 843<br />• Bananaman Owen (Official Monster Raving Loony Party): 242<br />• Derek Allpass (English Democrats Party): 157<br />• Amanda Harrington (Independent Candidate): 128<br />• Dick Rodgers (Common Good): 121<br />• Louise Cole (Independent Candidate): 91<br />• Harry Bear (Fur Play Party): 73<br /><br />Turnout was 34,915 (50.5%).Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-85849217024324886062008-06-30T19:19:00.001+01:002008-06-30T19:23:23.114+01:00Will Hazel Blears resign?(And did a large pink porcine object just fly past the window?)<br /><br />In another era, this might have been the case. Once upon a time, the UK had a doctrine known as “Ministerial Responsibility”. According to this, Ministers were responsible for the actions of civil servants within their departments – whether they <br />were aware of those actions or not.<br /><br />In 1954, <a href=" http://yourarchives.nationalarchives.gov.uk/index.php?title=The_Crichel_Down_Case" target="_blank"> Sir Thomas Dugdale famously resigned</a> over the actions of his Civil Servants in the Crichel Down case. There was no suggestion of personal complicity. In similar vein, in 1982, Lord Carrington resigned from his post as Foreign Secretary over the Argentinian invasion of the Falklands. A subsequent inquiry attached no direct blame attached to him.<br /><br />But “Ministerial Responsibility” was always more pious aspiration than constitutional fact. Over the years it has been watered down even further. <br /><br />First has been the hair-splitting attempt to divide it into “operational” and “policy” areas. This declares that failures due to policy are the responsibility of the Minister: those due to purely operational factars are not. Thus it was that the <a href=" http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/17/darling_hmrc_reforms/<br />" target="_blank">loss of Child Benefit Data </a> in November 2007 may have resulted in the departure of a few civil servants – but left the Minister untouched.<br /><br />Then there was the <a href=" http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page2395.asp" target="_blank"> astonishing case of Stephen Byers</a>, who appears quite clearly to have misled the House of Commons about the resignation of his Communications Director, Martin Sixsmith.<br /><br />According to<a href="http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/propriety_and_ethics/ministers/~/media/assets/www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/propriety_and_ethics/ministerial_code_1997%20pdf.ashx<br />" target="_blank"> the Ministerial Code of Conduct</a>, issued in 1997, "It is of paramount importance that ministers give accurate and truthful information to Parliament, correcting any inadvertent errors at the earliest opportunity."<br /><br />In this case, Stephen Byers appears to have misled the House of Commons and then, in an extraordinary reversal of accountability - excused himself on the grounds that he was misled by his civil servants.<br /><br />Of course, it is not just Labour who don’t resign. A few weeks back, the <a href=" http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/651733?UserKey=0" target="_blank">Scottish Public Health Minister </a>, Shona Robison presided over yet another security lapse. Sensitive details of former patients were discovered at Dundee’s Strathmartine Hospital three years after it closed, despite the fact that she appears to have had knowledge that it was there. She has not resigned.<br /><br />In fact, the only significant acknowledgment of personal responsibility in recent months appears to<a href="http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/080527/canada/canada_diplomacy_politics" target="_blank"> come from Canada</a>. There, the Foreign Minister, Maxim Bernier, resigned last month following revelations that he had left classified documents at the home of his former girlfriend.<br /><br />So what of Hazel Blears? She appears to have held confidential information on a laptop, which was kept at her constituency office in Salford. At one level, there are a number of very good reasons for expecting a resignation. <a href=" http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/publicationscheme/dphandbook/part1.aspx" target="_blank">Cabinet Office guidelines </a> suggest that the Data Controller for Government Departments is the relevant Secretary of State.<br /> <br />As Secretary of State for the Department of Communities and Local Government, the buck, for DPA issues, theoretically stops with Hazel Blears.<br /><br />Then there is <a href=" http://www.statutelaw.gov.uk/content.aspx?LegType=All+Legislation&title=Official+Secrets&searchEnacted=0&extentMatchOnly=0&confersPower=0&blanketAmendment=0&sortAlpha=0&TYPE=QS&PageNumber=1&NavFrom=0&parentActiveTextDocId=1351839&ActiveTextDocId=1351849&filesize=5908" target="_blank">s.8 of the Official Secrets Act 1989</a>. According to this, a Crown Servant commits an offence if they “fail(s) to take such care to prevent the unauthorised disclosure of the document”…as they “may reasonably be expected to take”.<br /><br />This is not trivial stuff: it’s a criminal offence and, if Hazel Blears is guilty, she could expect a short spell in jail, as well as a fine.<br /><br />But never fear: prosecutions of this type require the say-so of the Attorney General. So the chances of a Minister being prosecuted are slight.<br />Meanwhile the Conservative Party continues to dig. Shadow Home Secretary, Dominic Grieve has asked for urgent clarification of the facts in this matter – and is expected to do so until the full story comes to light.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-5109598867108659952008-06-13T16:24:00.002+01:002008-06-13T16:29:10.365+01:00By-election PerilsOh dear. Has David Davis REALLY thought this through? Has anyone for that matter?<br /><br />For those who haven’t caught up with the news since yesterday evening: Shadow Home Secretary and erstwhile contender for the Tory Party leadership, David Davis has resigned. <br /><br />Not for reasons of scandal or out of any noble desire to spend more time with his family. But because he wished to take a personal principled stand against the extension of the period for which terrorist suspects may be held without trial . <br /><br />He described the government’s 42-day law as a "monstrosity": part of the "slow strangulation of fundamental British freedoms". <br /><br />As a result, he is standing down from parliament and his seat in the constituency of Haltemprice and Howden – in order to restand at the subsequent bye-election for the same constituency.<br /><br />One can see the logic. Six parties stood at the general election. The second placed Lib Dems have already said they will not oppose Mr Davis. Ditto the BNP. Which leaves UKIP, who MIGHT stand if they dislike what Mr Davis has to say on Europe. And Labour. The latter, with a poor third place and just under 13% of the vote, have about as much chance of winning any bye-election as a certain Mr Bin Laden has of becoming the next Pope.<br /><br />Political analysts are already viewing this as either masterstroke or farce. It is masterstroke if you accept the logic that this impales Labour on an impossible choice. Fail to stand and they are, as Margaret Thatcher once famously desribed another Labour leader, “frit”: afraid to stand up in public and defend their principles. Stand and be routed – as seems likely – and their case for a public mandate for 42 days vanishes. Allegedly.<br /><br />Against that, their spin merchants are already trying to characterise this action as pure farce. Comic Opera, according to one spokesperson.<br /><br />Clearly, none of the above have heard of Murphy’s Law, which states that if anything can possibly go wrong, it will.<br /><br />First, Mr David will not be re-elected unopposed. By-elections are famously the stomping grounds of self-publicists and the politically grumpy. It doesn’t matter who did or didn’t stand last time. Someone else will this time. Even if its only the Monster Raving Loony Party.<br /><br />In one sense, by-elections matter very little. Stunning victories are often reversed at subsequent general elections, as the Lib Dems know to their cost. On the other hand, they can mark the opening of a new chapter in politics. It was Hamilton, in 1967, that turned the Scottish Nationalists into a serious political force, just as Carmarthen, the previous year, had heralded the arrival of Welsh Nationalism.<br />Orpington in 1962 revived a near dead Liberal Party. Lincoln, in 1973, foreshadowed the creation of the Social Democrats.<br /><br />But there are two other places that today’s strategists ought to bear in mind. The Oxford bye-election of 1938 was fought on a single issue: appeasement. The failure of those opposed to appeasement to unseat the Tory candidate was arguably a significant factor in giving Hitler a green light for European expansion. The message, loud and clear, appeared to be that the British people had no stomach to take him on.<br /><br />Last but by no means least in the bye-election Hall of infamy comes Bootle. In May 1990, the good Lord Sutch, of Monster Raving Loony fame stood – and smashed the SDP into seventh place. A day or so later, David Owen – not yet a Lord – acknowledged that the game was up: if the SDP could not even beat the Loonies, the time had come to call it a day.<br /><br />No. By-elections are bizarre and unpredictable things. The only sure thing about them is that they have a nasty tendency to backfire and blow up in the faces of all who thought they could predict their outcome. Sometimes with hugely important consequences.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-14581197542138840812008-06-06T01:52:00.003+01:002008-06-06T02:12:01.820+01:00And whilst I'm in a mood......just what is it with the forelock tugging, knee bending, take my trousers down and insert-a-large-cucumber-up-my-backside Brits that they have such reverence for authority?<br /><br />My father - God rest! - had a sensible respect for authority. He was born to relative affluence in between-the-wars Poland: had a nicely privileged upbringing; and saw at first hand what authority did to those who disagreed with it. When he was still young enough to do so, he went on marches. So he was able to witness how the Nationalist Police dealt with those who challenged governmental wisdom. Batons came into it somewhere.<br /><br />Almost 50 years later, my cousin was active in Solidarnosc (Solidarity). When General Jaruzelski decided to "save the country" by imposing martial law, we spent a few days in real fear for what might have happened to her.<br /><br />The story is much the same across the rest of Europe. In the last few decades, it has really mattered what you thought and said.<br /><br />The wrong word in the wrong ear could see you picked up in the middle of the night and removed to some anonymous prison for interrogation. Or worse. France, Germany, Belgium, Holland, Spain, Italy. Not one of them escaped the viciousness of authoritarian tyranny.<br /><br />As for Eastern Europe! Whatever the West suffered, they endured ten times over.<br /><br />Which may be why, across most of Europe, people are rather wary of trusting their Governments. Because they know what they can do.<br /><br />Unlike the UK. We have never quite seen authority in all its awful splendour. So we have no sense of self preservation in the face of New Labour encroachments.<br /><br />Elsewhere, I have railed against New Labour as the puritan, nannying bossy-boots tendency that it is. But that is only half the story. The other half is that no matter what inane and half-baked scheme they come up with to make us even "safer", a large proportion of the British public will go along with it every time.<br /><br />Because (see last post): if you've done nothing wrong, you've nothing to fear.<br /><br />Arrrrrgh!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-89120399346140988042008-06-06T01:40:00.002+01:002008-06-06T01:52:06.037+01:00Let's all watch...I am reminded tonight - courtesy of my partner - of one of those catchphrases that do so much to sum up all that is wrong with the present age.<br /><br />"If you haven't done anything wrong, why would you mind...?"<br /><br />The dots, of course, represent any one of a number of current government idiocies. ID Cards. National Databases. CCTV.<br /><br />The theme, though, is always the same: if you haven't done anything wrong, why would you mind yet one more intrusion into your private life.<br /><br />Well, just don't.<br /><br />Don't use that phrase in front of me ever again.<br /><br />Because if you do, I'll be round to your bedroom in a trice. I'll sit on the bottom of your bed and WATCH. I'll lurk in your bathroom and WATCH. Give me half a chance, I'll even hide in your fridge.<br /><br />And WATCH.<br /><br />Because if you haven't done anything wrong, why on earth would you mind?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-5570268795387304882008-06-03T14:25:00.001+01:002008-06-03T18:28:00.167+01:00Cake-eating and aubergine exclusion“Let them eat cake”. If you remember little else about the French Revolution, you will probably recall those words as proof of regal insensitivity. <br /><br />I have another theory.<br /><br />Food, in the reciprocity household, is fast becoming a minefield. It starts with teenage daughter who, having watched avidly some TV chef revealing the grosser practises of the meat industry, now resolutely refuses to eat any meat.<br /><br />This is in sharp contrast to son. He is of the firm opinion that the only proper diet for a growing three-year-old is meat and ice cream. Vegetables are an insult, fit only to be hurled in the general direction of his sisters.<br /><br />Ah. Which brings us to sister number two/stepdaughter. She has renounced evil multinationals and all their works: not least, any pre-processed snacks with which formerly they tried to tempt her. So nothing from Tesco. Or Sainsbury. Or Morrisons.<br /><br />Aside from bread. She still eats their bread.<br /><br />For a brief moment, she wobbled over Waitrose. Then the stiff upper lip re-asserted itself, and the clear message is “no supermarkets”. Well, except maybe the co-op.<br /><br />Then there’s the other half who “eats anything”. Apart from too many vegetables. Or fruit. Or salmon. Or…. You see where this is going?<br /><br />And finally, yours truly. I, too, would like to say that I eat “anything”. This might once have been true. Sadly, a grumbling heart and a life-time ban on high cholesterol mean I must bid adieu to the days when I would perturb check-out girls with my purchase of disgustingly deep red offal. Brain omelette? With onion. A rare delicacy: but no more. Not even bacon sarnies.<br /><br />Nope. Cooking is a nightmare. Devising menus requires a skill and level of negotiation that would put those running the Middle East Peace Talks to shame.<br /><br />The closest we have got to common ground so far is the humble aubergine. Even there, the boy is demanding an exclusion zone.<br /><br />“Let them eat cake”? Royal insensitivity, perhaps.<br /><br />But in our household, its about the only substance that all concerned still agree on as a valid foodstuff. Perhaps Marie Antoinette – with a fussy husband and associated princelings to feed - was less insensitive than we think.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-10326186556652719082008-06-02T01:18:00.004+01:002008-06-02T01:42:26.502+01:00Those who live by the rules...Those who manage by numbers all too often end up being managed by them.<br /><br />Set anyone a target - and they will do their utmost to meet it. Just don't expect them to do it the way you intended them to. Punctuality targets on the railways? Certainly. Now watch, as the rail companies rejig their timetables to give their trains more time for each journey.<br /><br />Shorter waiting lists on the NHS? Absolutely. So long as you don't count the waiting list you go on to, just to get on the waiting list.<br /><br />Targets. They have been an obsession for this government. This week, two items on the news show how foolish this obsession has proven.<br /><br />According to <a href="http://www.civitas.org.uk/press/publicpolicesummary.php">a report by Civitas</a>, the Police are targeted on "clear-up". Unfortunately, little distinction is made between serious crime and trivial. So they achieve as much recognition for arresting a sweet stealer as a murderer.<br /><br />More broadly, this creates a culture in which the police are going to focus on easy-to-clear crimes - and therefore target "soft criminals" (aka the Middle Classes). Short term success - and longer term undermining of support for the police from those whose whole-hearted support they need.<br /><br />Result!<br /><br />Meanwhile, midwives are leaving in droves. Not for the pay. But because they are sick of a culture that so ties their hands with petty rules, many no longer feel able to do the job they signed up for.<br /><br />Yes!<br /><br />The worrying thought is that those that remain must, presumably, be those types who find petty hand-tying rules a pleasure to work with. Would you want a baby delivered by one of them?<br /><br />So there you have it. Perhaps the most lasting New Labour legacy of all: the removal of initiative and goodwill from those who ought to be defined by those very qualities.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-32336248309661824482008-05-27T13:18:00.006+01:002008-05-27T14:51:21.899+01:00EuronationalismThere is a serious point to this post. Honest. It isn't just an excuse to link to Lordi - <br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NG3bzjVz_A&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NG3bzjVz_A&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />- who won the Eurovision contest in 2006. Much to the delight of a somewhat Goth stepdaughter.<br /><br />Nor even to link to last year's Serbian winning entry (Molitva) - <br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DVLINmPsrLY&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DVLINmPsrLY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />- which was a perfectly respectable piece of music.<br /><br />Though if doing either upsets some of the anglo-snobs, then it is a thing worth doing.<br /><br />Each year, Wogan makes the same tired old points about "local voting". How countries with similar history and cultural background have a "surprising" tendency to vote for one another. This year - as the UK totted up yet another last place with a fairly mediocre entry - this was brought out yet again both as excuse and evidence of Johny Foreigner not playing fair. This year, too, a few more commentators have jumped on the bandwagon. Bruce Forsyth, for one.<br /><br />You know: its true. There is some local voting. But rather less than our national apologists pretend.<br /><br />Almost every vote was greeted by the sneermeister with a comment along the lines of "I could have told you that would happen".<br /><br />Well, no, actually. There are plenty of countries in Central Europe - which means any one of them could have voted for half a dozen other countries and incurred the same barb, courtesy of Wogan.<br /><br />Poland is in Eastern Europe. It borders Byelorussia, Ukraine, Lithuania. One might easily have predicted they would vote for Poland. Strangely, those three countries voted for a song that had something going for it. They voted for the Russian entry. Despite far stronger cultural ties to Poland, they did not send their votes westward. That result can't all be blamed on a desire for lower gas prices.<br /><br />People not only like voting for neighbours. They like voting for songs they can understand.<br /><br />The largest language bloc in Eurovision nowadays is the slavic one. Once upon a time, English was de rigueur for entrants. No more. Is it surprising if slavs vote for fellow slavs?<br /><br />And is it not to be encouraged if old enemies, such as Bosnia and Serbia find the time to forget historic differences and support one another?<br /><br />The performance of the BBC commentators was disgraceful. Far from uncovering some dread Euro-plot to do Britain down, they only highlight how out of touch the UK is with its nearest neighbours.<br /><br />Azerbaijan did relatively well on Saturday. Wogan was incredulous. It was clear he didn't understand why. He said so several times.<br /><br />Perhaps it is time to replace Wogan with a commentator who DOES understand Europe.<br /><br />Perhaps, at a higher level, it is time we all stopped taking the piss, and attempted to understand our fellow Europeans.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-35264646392961842352008-05-26T10:32:00.003+01:002008-05-26T11:15:33.893+01:00Tough on crime...Will they never learn? And just who is leading whom in the latest moral panic?<br /><br />Yesterday morning, we woke to news of yet another unprovoked and senseless stabbing. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7418311.stm">This time</a>, it is a budding actor and bit-part player in the next Harry Potter movie. No offense intended.<br /><br />The news leads on it. Yet another young man has fallen victim to "knife crime". Like, there is this disease out there which just afflicts teenagers the moment they pick up a knife.<br /><br />The problem with this point of view - as I tried rather unsuccessfully to argue in a radio interview last week - is that it exists in an almost evidence-free vacuum. There aren't any very good long-term statistics for the usage of knives. Many incidents claimed as "knife crime" are simply incidents involving a sharp instrument. Like a bottle.<br /><br />Murders in which a knife were used actually fell over the last few years.<br /><br />So, yes. The headlines are clear. The facts are far less so.<br /><br />Of course, there has been some <a href=" http://www.crimeandjustice.org.uk/knifecrime.html?search_string=knives">very good and recent research</a> in this area. The Centre for Crime and Justice Studies has impeccable academic creds - and might actually have some idea what it is talking about.<br /><br />So, naturally, when an MP - Margaret Moran - wishes to instigate law on the online sale of knives, she goes... not to the CCJS for insight, but to a rather tawdry sting set up by the Sunday People. (This involved journalists posing as children and showing how easy it is to purchase illegal items online).<br /><br />Headlines all round!<br /><br />In the same week, the newspapers all reached for <a href="http://www.it-director.com/business/change/news_release.php?rel=5999">a study by GB Group Ltd</a>. The fact that this company is the UK's largest provider of online id systems and may have something to gain from a little panic in this area was quite overlooked.<br /><br />So there you have it. There's a knife problem. Its official.<br /><br />Those who have looked at the problem closely reckon that it is not knives that are the problem - but something deeper. Something about a culture in which young people no longer feel safe UNLESS they carry knives.<br /><br />If they are right - then focussing on knives is just so much waste of time. Ban knives, and they will sharpen screwdrivers. Ban screwdrivers and the hyper-lethal umbrella will make an appearance. And so on.<br /><br />Unfortunately, tackling underlying problems is difficult and unglamorous. So expect more headlines. More panic. More politicians making irrelevant speeches.<br /><br />But don't expect anything that contributes to a solution any time soon.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-17723762305471471772008-05-16T17:05:00.002+01:002008-05-16T17:40:10.323+01:00The impossibility of being goodAs someone brought up in the catholic tradition, I find it almost axiomatic that no good deed is possible unless there is free will on the part of the "doer". Or if that is too theological: the same principle holds in most systems of Law.<br /><br />You cannot be held responsible for an act that you were co-erced into doing.<br /><br />For that reason, it always used to irk me that British Rail - or whichever company was selling me my train tickets at the time - would refuse to sell me a saver ticket before a certain appointed hour. Their own rationale, of course, was that if they sold me such a ticket, I might just hop on a train reserved to non-saver tickets, thereby depriving them of their due income.<br /><br />I disliked this approach. It was impractical. A mere 12 minutes separated the time at which my local station would sell saver tickets and the departure of the first saver train for London. So there was always the possibility that you would end up missing the train.<br /><br />More than that, I hated the moral abdication it forced upon me. I never had any intention of fare dodging. But I like to feel that were it an option, I would have chosen the righteous path. Cue metaphor linking "the straight and narrow" to Railtrack.<br /><br />Now <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7402406.stm">fast forward to Thursday</a> when a man is refused alcohol in Tesco. Was he acting strangely? Was he breaking any laws? Was he, perchance, being abusive to staff?<br /><br />Why, no. His crime was simply to be accompanied by his 15-year-old daughter. Yes. As a Tesco prig explained carefully to the errant shopper, we won't sell you alcohol "because you're with your daughter and she's not over 21".<br /><br />As I noted today, in my local Tesco: there are plenty of notices reminding me that I may not buy alcohol unless I appear to be over 21. There is also a notice warning me not to supply alcohol to under 18-year-olds.<br /><br />But this finger-wagging is a step further. A step too far.<br /><br />The man was doing absolutely nothing illegal. Nonetheless, he was penalised because it was possible that he might. Not content with obeying the law, Tesco appear to have taken it upon themselves to be our moral guardians as well.<br /><br />Which fits so perfectly with New Labour. Once upon a time, a certain Gladstone accused Conservativism of being "distrust of the people tempered by fear".<br /><br />That ethos is still alive and kicking today. Its just that its no longer the Conservatives who own it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-26351003254188125442008-05-15T14:51:00.008+01:002008-05-15T15:06:02.820+01:00MP's looking sillyPerish the thought!<br /><br />No sooner do I wonder aloud about what you might read if Hansard were a precise record of what was said in Parliament, then I am reminded that Lib Dem MP Jo Swinson is trying to overturn a ban on the wider availability of parliamentary material.<br /><br />In an early day motion on 2 April, Ms Swinson noted "that there is currently a ban on the posting of parliamentary video clips on websites described by the relevant authorities as `third party hosting websites'". That's Youtube, in case you hadn't guessed.<br /><br />Her fond hope is that by allowing wider dissemination of such material, there would be greater public involvement in the political process.<br /><br />Of course, some MP's argue that the end result of such a policy could be episodes like this:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/spXMfBud0lQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/spXMfBud0lQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />But mostly, the argument seems to boil down to the simple self-interest one. The public right to view should be restricted in case MP's decide to make utter tits of themselves.<br /><br />"Hear! Hear!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3051725169772666510.post-75677025382995191852008-05-14T12:04:00.004+01:002008-05-14T12:11:31.121+01:00Cunning Stunts?Another small item for the "internet accuracy" bin.<br /><br />Following my observation that even Hansard self-censors when the language turns blue, my brother sends over a reminder of a funny story from New Zealand.<br /><br />To quote directly:<br /><br /><blockquote><span style="font-style:italic;">"A National MP was attacking Labour (which as well as a female PM has lots of other women on the front bench). What he meant to say was “the country will not be taken in by your party’s cunning stunts…I sure you can figure out he actually said to a shocked house!<br /><br />"The Speaker ruled that Hansard should reflect what the MP intended to say."</span></blockquote><br /><br />Vouching for its veracity, he adds that it was on all news media and he spoke to a couple of cabinet members who were present at the time. (Yes: little bro has also had his turn at political activism, standing, once upon a time, as a Labour candidate for the New Zealand parliament).<br /><br />Well. I do remember finding links to this before. But buggered if I can now.<br /><br />Perhaps I am just no good at googling.<br /><br />Or maybe the internet is slowly eating itself.<br /><br />Do, please, forward a link if you can find one.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0